"Where River Landing Men meet to share a laugh, a beer, and some golf."
Edition 57, August, 29, 2014
The RLMGA Newsletter
Things You NEED to Know
Vacation Winding Down
Some people live to love vacations. It has been 2 weeks now since we started our vacation and while it has been nice seeing kids, grandkids and some new places and things...I am looking forward to getting home. See ya Monday!
MGA Special Luncheon Sloppy Joe Special on Thursday, was very likely good and tasty. I am sure Skip has the next such event up his sleeve so keep your eyes glued here so as not to miss it. This, and the beer and dog on Tuesday gives all of the opportunity to socialize...one of the main goals of the MGA. Some guys have expressed their disappointment over the lack of social events in the MGA. Hey...we are trying so get your butt our their and take part.
Winnings and Standings has obviously not been updated sine I started vacation but you can check your individual winnings on The Tournament Director's Page. Bob and Dennis do a fantastic job of keeping you up to date. In fact the entire board, with Skip at the helm, has done an outstanding job this year.
Hot Dog and Beer Day BIG Success
All reports are that everyone enjoyed the 2nd MGA Hot Dog and Beer Event after golf. Looks like Paul Izzo did it all...played golf, cooked dogs and took pictures. He sent me pictures that I have been unable to get in the MGA Newsletter while on vacation. Paul did his job and I have been unable to do mine. I will get them in after I return. So...thanks Paul for a great job!!!!! Glad everyone enjoyed the event.
Ladies Prevail in Battle
By the slimmest of slim margins the RLGALS will have their name on the First EVER Battle of Sexes. Asian food was great. Skip did a great job as MC and the ladies were all smiles.
The final Stableford tally read:
MGA Continues to make NEWS
Tuesday, on a TBA Date
Play-Day followed by
a Beer and Dog on Patio.
You liked it!!!! You put enough $ in Pot to do it AGAIN!!!!!
2014 Tournament Upcoming Schedule
May 10 Old Goats/Young Bucks
Spring Classic: June 14
July 19 Summer Classic
August 23: Battle of the Sexes:
September 13 North - South
October 11 Village Cup
November 15 MGA Challenge
Do you have what it takes to earn Your STAR???
These guys KNOW what it takes!!
Mike Orlowski Mark Hopkins Connie Teetz Tom GreenBenny Pulzone Mike Vandiver John Mercer
Mr. Trivial (Tom Wilders) Dice West Paul Izzo Bob Obenour Skip Romanet Jim Frater Tony Conte Gregg Alexander Ted Dumas Tom Allen Greg Seybold Dennis Zalar
Caution: May cause laughter
There is nothing more dangerous than a large group of stupid people.
(Thanks Ted Dumas)
Hey, don't blame me...Dale said it!!!
Well, I did not hear it but this comes from a reliable source. He said he was in a group with Dale a couple of weeks ago and just seconds before teeing off Dale came charging up to the tee, obviously too late to warm up. He promptly took and 8 on # 1 and followed that with a lost ball 9 on # 2. My informant says he put his hand on Dale's shoulder and said, "Hey, that's ok, just pretend those were you warm-up holes." Dale responded by saying, "Warm-up is highly overrated."