"Where River Landing Men meet to share a laugh, a beer, and some golf."
Edition 69, October 23, 2024
The RLMGA Newsletter
Thursday Tee Times
BRILEY III, HENRY
DELLA ROSSA, FRANK
10:20 AM 10:30 10:40
CARGNINO, LOU Connie Murray Wayne Weller
LONG, DAVID Jim Davis GQ Coe
WESTON, JOHN Bill Palmer Bill Wlaters
Hey you big winners.....scores and winnings are up to date as of...well, NOW.
Breaking News from MGA!!!!
Bill Walters returns from Scotland...with an accent!!!!
Dale is OFF from Injury List and playing!!!
Bill Cullen is playing! Welcome back Bill!
Where is Art Raymond?
Stuff you need to know...
In a Nutshell...
Tuesday October 28 Beer and Dogs after Golf
Thursday October 30 MGA Special Lunch
Saturday November 1 MGA Challenge
Ballots available for MGA Election
Here is our ballot..now you get to decide.
Ballots will come to you via email that you can mark and turn into pro shop
Candidates for Vice President
2 year term as VP with Paul Izzo to be followed by 2 year term as president
Running for 1 year of unexpired term of treasurer
At Large Member
Huck has already served 2 years and is running for second 2-year term
Running for 2 year term
RLMGA - RIVER LANDING MEN’S GOLF ASSOCIATION!
LUNCH & BEER SPECIALS!
Chef Solomon Khoury and the MGA have worked together to present to our members a Thursday Lunch Special. We are doing it again on Thursday, October 30th, after our “Play Day”. All MGA members are welcome. So whether you are golfing in our Play Day, doing lawn work, headed to the mailbox or playing tennis, stop in the Grill Room for this Lunch Special:!
Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich w/ the Works & Beer Special!
(served between the hours of 12:00-3:00 PM)! ! Southern Fried Chicken served on a Potato Roll with Bread & Butter Pickle Slaw, Texas Pete Spicy Mayo and accompanied by Seasoned Fries and Assorted Condiments. ! COST: $4.50!
It doesn’t stop there. We are also offering a Draft Beer Special! 12 oz Michelob Ultra or Yuengling for $1.95 to be served all day! Help us make this a special worth repeating. If this is successful, Chef Solomon has promised to surprise us with continued specials in the future, offering a varied lunchtime menu.! LUNCH SPECIAL: Southern Fried Chicken served on a Potato Roll with Bread & Butter Pickle Slaw, Texas Pete Spicy Mayo and accompanied by Seasoned Fries and Assorted Condiments. ! PRICE: $4.50! WHEN: Thursday, October 30th, 12:00-2:30PM!
DRAFT BEER SPECIAL: 12 oz Michelob Ultra or Yuengling! PRICE: $1.95! WHEN: Thursday, October 30th, ALL DAY!!
RIVER LANDING MEN’S GOLF ASSOCIATION!!!
Having recently completed the Village Cup Tournament, with a make- up North vs South Tournament scheduled for November 1 and our final Tournament, the MGA Challenge schedule 2 weeks after, the Board has decided to combine the remaining November Tournaments into one tournament, the MGA Challenge. Prize Money has been doubled.
Here are the details:
Men’s Final Tournament of the year, The MGA Challenge.
2014 MGA Challenge Tournament! WHEN: Saturday, November 1!
TIME: 9:30 AM Shot Gun Start! !
MENU: Special Buffet - details soon!! ! Sign up now online, at the sign up sheet at the Pro Shop, with Bob Miller during Play Days or just call the Pro shop and tell them to put you on the list.
See you all there!!!!
Mark Your Calendars
Hot Dog and Beer Tuesdays
Tuesday, October 28
MGA Dog and Beer
2014 Tournament Upcoming Schedule
May 10 Old Goats/Young Bucks
Spring Classic: June 14
July 19 Summer Classic
August 23: Battle of the Sexes:
October 11 Village Cup
November 1 MGA Challenge
This is a combo tournament of MGA Challenge and North-South, making sense due to rain-outs and time constraints for both tournaments to be played. This is the BIG ONE of the year with prize money for BOTH tournaments up for grabs.
Do you have what it takes to earn Your STAR???
These guys KNOW what it takes!!
Mike Orlowski Mark Hopkins Connie Teetz Tom GreenBenny Pulzone Mike Vandiver John Mercer
Mr. Trivial (Tom Wilders) Dice West Paul Izzo Bob Obenour Skip Romanet Jim Frater Tony Conte Gregg Alexander Ted Dumas Tom Allen Greg Seybold Dennis Zalar Jim Bodine Robert Byrd
Caution: May cause laughter
Man was taking a golf lesson. The pro giving the lesson watched him for awhile and said, "Loft." The pro moved onto the next person taking the group lesson and after a few swings said, "Loft" and moved to the next person in line and repeated the whole scene over, "Loft."
Finally someone spoke up and said, "Wait a few minutes here. You have told everyone here their problem is loft. How can the loft of the club solve everyone's problem?"
The pro looked him in the eye and said..."It IS LOFT .....Lack of Frick'in Talent!"